Saturday, August 31, 2013

Rainbow power

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What three lies does a rancher tell?
1. I own my own ranch
2. Why I do have a pick up truck
3.Honestly I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence!
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How do sheep herders practice safe sex?
Marking the sheep with a big X of the ones that kick!
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Q. What do you call a guy standing on a corner in Wrexham, Wales, with a sheep under each arm ??
A. pimp.

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