One more time

Leonardo Da Vinci did a simple drawing of a man in a circle and called it "The Vitruvian Man".  I guess you could kinda sorta call this "The Vitruvian Giraffee."

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Why wasn't the giraffe invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.

Why did the giraffe graduate early?

He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class!

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A police officer is stopped at a red light. While there, he notices quite a din coming from the trunk of a car in front of him. He approaches the driver of said car and instructs him to get out of the vehicle and open the trunk. The driver complies, and in the trunk are a dozen giraffes. The police officer says, "Take these giraffes to the zoo immediately!!" The driver says, "Right away officer!" and drives off. The following day the cop is at the same red light, and who should be stopped in front of him but the same car with the same loud noise coming from the trunk. The cop is really irritated now and again tells the driver to get out and open his trunk. There are the same dozen giraffes, only this time they're all wearing sunglasses. The policeman says, "I told you to take these giraffes to the zoo!", to which the driver replies, "But officer, I did...today they want to go to the beach!"  ( That was one really large trunk)             ..............................................................................................................................