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Some late night funny guy jokes
"The White House finally met their enrollment goal for
Obamacare.
President Obama held a press conference
and said this means that
Obamacare is 'here to stay.'
He added, 'because if you think getting
INTO the program
was hard, just trygetting OUT.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"The Kremlin announced today that Vladimir Putin and his wife have officially divorced. She'll get the house and the car and he'll get Crimea, Ukraine, Belarus…" –Seth Meyers
"Vladimir Putin's divorce became final today. So ladies,
"The Kremlin announced today that Vladimir Putin and his wife have officially divorced. She'll get the house and the car and he'll get Crimea, Ukraine, Belarus…" –Seth Meyers
"Vladimir Putin's divorce became final today. So ladies,
he's officially
single.......... Run!" –Seth Meyers
"A new poll has found that 75 percent of Americans
"A new poll has found that 75 percent of Americans
believe marijuana
legalization is inevitable.
The same 75 percent also said inevitable is
a funny word
because you never hear 'evitable.'
What does evitable
mean?" –Seth Meyers
"That's right, 75 percent of Americans think marijuana
"That's right, 75 percent of Americans think marijuana
eventually will
be legal, while the other 25 percent said,
'What, it's illegal?'" –Seth
Meyers
"President Clinton is here tonight to remind us about how happy we used to be." –Jimmy Kimmel
"President Clinton is here tonight to remind us about how happy we used to be." –Jimmy Kimmel
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