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Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: About five drinks.
A: About five drinks.
George W Bush, the president of the United States, rides up to Dick
Cheney's front gate. The gate's about a quarter mile from Cheneys house.
Seeing Cheney on the front porch, Bush yells, "HEY, DICK....LET'S GO
FOX HUNTIN'!!" Cheney yells back, "OK, I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE!!" In a
few minutes, Cheney rides his Haliburton golf cart to the
gate.....dressed from head to foot in his Sunday go to meetin' best.
"What in hell did ye get all dressed up fer to go fox huntin fer?",
asked Bush. "FOX HUNTIN'?", asked Cheney, "I THOUGHT YOU SAID 'LETS GO
FUCK SUMPTHIN!!"
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