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 Bobby the Werepoodle is back.  A couple of years ago in my black and white cartoon days I introduced Bobby the Werepoodle around Halloween.  Bobby was actually a werewolf but had eaten some bad french fries and morphed into a poodle instead of a wolf.  Since that fateful day he has been stuck in the body of  an adorable Poodle.
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What do you call it when you cross a witch and a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases air planes.

Q.What is a mummy's favorite type of music? 
A. Rap music.
Q. What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A. The trombone.
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
A. Bam-BOO!
Q. Why did Dracula go to the library?
A. He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
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Demons are a ghoul's best friend. ~ Anon
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 There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people:
religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin
 ~ Linus Van Pelt in "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"
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Today's vampires are all those sexy 20 something hunks and women of the night.  About 30 years ago Elvira Mistress of the dark was cracking jokes between commercials and really bad scary movies on television.  I am sure lots of young American males had wet dreams after watching this woman.

 This is a comic book version of Count Dracula.






 This is Grandpa from the TV show the Munsters that was around 1965.

This is how vampires appeared in the movies when I was a kid.

 As I have mentioned on Facebook, vampires are not really young and sexy looking, they are dirty foul old men who sleep all day and have not had a paying job in years.....Sort of like Bill Clinton.