This cartoon is the result of a dental visit. Actually it was a quite pleasant visit but all the time the dental assistant was poking my gums with those sharp objects the thoughts that I was being questioned by Jack Bauer came to mind.
"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill." -- Johnny Carson
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Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A.: A little plaque.
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Patient: How much to extract wisdom teeth?
Dentist: $500.
Patient: That's ridiculous! Isn't there something cheaper?
Dentist: I can cut the price in half, if we don't use anesthetic.
Patient: Nope. That's still way too much.
Dentist: OK. If I just rip them out with pliers, the price is $50.
Patient: That's more like it. Book my husband for next Monday.
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