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A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl,
but his seats
were in the nosebleed section --
but he didn't care, he had always
dreamed of going
to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer
to
where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the
front and he
asks the guy next to it whether anyone is
sitting there.
The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died."
"Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?"
The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
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