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1. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat their fingers separately!
2. Why did the zombie go to the hospital?
He wanted to learn a few sick jokes!
3. Why did the zombie lose the lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
4. The baby zombie asks her mother
“Mommy, do I have daddy’s eyes?”
The mother says “Yes you do honey!
Now eat them before they get cold!”
5. What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head and shoulders!
6. What do you do if there’s a zombie coming
towards you?
Hope it’s Halloween!
7. What did one zombie say to the other
zombie when they were eating a comedian?
This tastes funny!
8. What streets do zombies like best?
Dead Ends!
9. What did the vegeterian say when turned into a zombie?
Graaiiiinnnnss!! GRAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNS!!!
10. What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist!
The dentist!
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