Adventures of a Mini Frankenstein Monster.
What is a small guy have to do to get some respect?
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No respect jokes
My
wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we
met.
I'll tell ya, my wife and I,
I'll tell ya, my wife and I,
we don't think
alike.
She donates money to the homeless,
and I
donate money to the topless!
One night I came home. I figured,
One night I came home. I figured,
let my wife
come on.
I'll play it cool. Let her make the
first move.
She went to Florida.
I asked my old man if I could go
I asked my old man if I could go
ice-skating on
the lake.
He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
I drink too much.
Way too much.
My doctor drew blood. He ran a
tab.
When I was born the doctor came
When I was born the doctor came
out to the
waiting room and said to my father,
"I'm very
sorry. We did everything
we could...but he
pulled through."
I come from a stupid family.
I come from a stupid family.
During the Civil
War my
great uncle fought for the west!
My father was stupid.
My father was stupid.
He worked in a bank and
they
caught him stealing pens.
My mother had morning
My mother had morning
sickness after I was born.
My mother never breast fed me.
My mother never breast fed me.
She told me that
she
only liked me as a friend.
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