Hecklers

************************************************

I got the idea of the two raccoons heckling the 
stand up comic cat from the two old farts in the
 balcony on the Muppets television show.
I bet you always thought that when cats are up
on the fence yowling all night long

 they were "Singing",
Who knows maybe they are telling 
each other old jokes....

"Autumn is a beautiful time of year. At the White House,
squirrels are rounding up nuts on the lawn,
 which is more than the Secret Service is doing." 
–David Letterman
"Secret Service Director Julia Pierson has resigned. 
She hopped the fence and thanked President Obama." 
–David Letterman

"A few weeks ago President Obama was riding in an elevator, 
and it turns out a guy on the elevator had a gun. 
This is pretty scary stuff. 
Not as scary as riding in an elevator with Ray Rice, but still scary."
 –David Letterman

"In California yesterday, Governor Jerry Brown signed 
the first state-wide ban 
on single-use plastic bags at grocery and convenience stores. 
I think it's very interesting that a guy named Brown
 is forcing us to buy paper bags." 
–Jimmy Kimmel