Air Brakes

**************************************

"The big news is the midterm elections. 

Last night Republicans picked up a 

dozen seats in the House to give them

 their biggest majority since World War II.

 Or as they put it, 'Time to party like it's 1939!'" 

–Jimmy Fallon

"Republicans also took control of the Senate

after gaining another seven seats. 

I haven't seen the GOP get this many 

seats since Chris Christie made an airline reservation." 

–Jimmy Fallon

"Republican Scott Brown lost his bid for

 Senate in New Hampshire last night,

 two years after he was voted out as

 Senator in Massachusetts. When asked what

he was planning to do next, he said,

 'Are they still looking for a mayor in Toronto?'" 

–Jimmy Fallon

"The Republican Party had a big day

 in yesterday's midterm elections and

 now controls the House and Senate. 

And don't ask me how this happened, 

 but the Republican Party also gained

 control of three seats in our show's band."

 –Conan O'Brien