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introducing Incognito the turkey on the lamb,
looking for some sanctuary and maybe a little love....
I will be featuring him every so often
between now and the day after Thanksgiving
when he will be free.
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side (see
chicken jokes for more info)
Why do you eat a turkey rather than keep it as a pet?
Because otherwise
it will use fowl language on you.
If pilgrims were alive today, what would they say?
Do not resuscitate.
If April shower bring May flowers,
what do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims
and furniture.
Why don't you let a turkey get near corn?
Because they will gobble,
gobble, gobble it.
What do you call it when you drop a turkey from a helicopter? Dead weight.
What do you call the age of a pilgrim?
Pilgrimage.
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