Cat Speak

And all he was trying to say was "Good morning to you."
As they say it is not always the words you use but the way you say them. 
Kinda sorta like telling a joke.

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Two translators on a ship are talking.
"Can you swim?" asks one.
"No" says the other, 

"but I can shout for help in nine languages."
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Two highway workers were busy working

 at a construction site when a big car
with diplomatic license plates pulled up.
"Parlez-vous français?"

 the driver asks them. The two
workers just stared.
"Sprechen Sie Deutsch?"

 The two continued to stare at him.
"Fala português?" Neither worker said anything.
"Parlate Italiano?" Still no response.
Finally, the man drives off in disgust.
One worker turned to the other and said,

 "Gee, maybe we should learn a
foreign language..."
"What for? That guy knew four of them 

and what good did it do him?"