Will Milo & Moe find happiness and
security in a home for the winter?
Check in tomorrow to find out what
happens when the little kid shows up
back home with his new kitty cats
that followed him home.
By the way, there is an eye glasses
commercial running on television
for the past couple years and rest assured
I did not make any money from that
eye glass company. But if they
feel obligated they are free to
pay me the going rate.
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"The heroic New York doctor who caught
Ebola has been declared Ebola
free.
President Obama called the doctor to
thank him for his
selflessness and compassion.
Then to be safe, Obama threw his phone
in a
trash can and lit it on fire."
–Jimmy Fallon
"People in China criticized President Obama
"People in China criticized President Obama
for chewing gum while
entering the
economic summit in Beijing.
They're saying he looked like a
rapper.
Then again, to be fair, in
China I look like a rapper."
–Conan
O'Brien
"At the economic summit in China,
"At the economic summit in China,
Vladimir Putin is being accused
of
flirting with the first lady of China.
Then again, Putin does have a
history
of not respecting boundaries. "
–Conan O'Brien
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