CHAPTER 13
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
0130 HOURS
JAN. 7, 2012
Location: A farm
Weld County, Colorado.
Mark Koebrich of Channel 9 News Denver Colorado, finished
repelling down from the hovering helicopter, he was amazed to find that Sidney
Walzenheimer (Jon Doe) was all alone in the ware house. Sidney was tied to a chair that was suspended
off the floor with a burlap bag over his head.
Surrounding Sidney was an array of electronic sound machines and the
sounds coming from them sounded something like pigs, squealing and bodies being thrown around a muddy room. Next to one
of the sound machines was a table with an assortment of knives, cork screws,
ice picks and pincher tools. To Mark it
looked like someone had been torturing Sidney, but why would they want to
torture this poor little man?
At that moment Gregg Moss of KUSA News landed on his feet
after repelling down the rope from the hovering news Chopper and holding a
large flash light in one hand and his pistol in the other walked over to Mark
and the both of them managed to lower Sidney down to the floor. Gregg found Sidney’s clothes while Mark
untied Sidney and removed the burlap bag from his head.
“Oh My God! They were
just about ready to kill me! What happened to all the pigs that were just here?
There must have been several hundred of them and they were going to eat
me alive.”
“No pigs and no body here but us chickens Jon.” Said Mark
“But it was so real!
They even bit me on my leg.” Said Sidney, as he pointed to the wounds on
his legs.
Holding up a pincher tool, Mark shook his head and said, “It
looks like they only wanted you to think they wanted to kill you. Anyway who ever it was is long gone.”
“Jon, why don’t you get dressed and Gregg and I will discuss
what we should do next.”
Pulling Gregg to the side, Mark nodded to Sidney (Jon),”It
looks like we are going to have to put Jon Doe into some sort of hiding until
we can figure who the good guys are. If
Al Gore’s Secret Service detachment was doing this; who can tell what other law
enforcement agency is involved.”
“What if we put him up at the same place we hid the space
alien last year?”
“That would be perfect.
Boy that was an interesting weekend.
Too bad we couldn’t do a story on him but a promise is a promise. Hopefully we got it all cleaned up after his
“people” came and got him.”
“Okay then, it is decided.
Let’s get Jon Doe or whatever his real name is out of here before his
friends come back and find we aren’t the “Law” and cause us any more problems.”
“Jon,” Mark said,” Gregg here is going to take you to a
secure place where those guys won’t be able to find you for awhile.”
“What about my mother?”
“What about your mother?”
“What if they go after my mother to get to me?”
“Where’s your mom?”
“I live with her, she depends on me for stuff and if they
hurt her I would simply die!”
“Okay, tell you what Jon, by the way is that your real
name?”
“My real name is Sidney Walzenheimer.”
“Okay Sidney,” Mark said smiling, “Gregg will take you to
get your mom and then to our secure location.”
“But Sidney one word of caution, for this to work, you can
not tell anyone where you are until we get this thing sorted out.”
At that moment a voice came over the radio Gregg Moss had on
his back.
“What? Oh great!”
Gregg exclaimed into the mike.
“We’ve got company coming!
Four black Suburbans less than a mile away. We have to go now!”
0500 hours
Jan 7, 2012
Room 214
Brown Palace Hotel
Denver, Colorado
Al Gore was pacing back and forth when his cell phone rang
giving him a start.
“What?”
“Is that any way to
address the person who is going to make you very rich?” asked Al Gore’s silent partner.
“I am already rich.
Did your people take care of that shit head’s mother?”
“Don’t I always come through for you? Not to worry your Lilly white ass off. The message we left the little piss ant will be
loud and clear. Knowing his dear old mother is burned up like a crispy critter
will tell him he is next.”
“By the way, did you know that he had some sort of “Command Bunker
or Center” in the basement of his mother’s house. Full of all sorts of survival gear and enough riffles
to equip a squad of Navy Seals. There was
even a dart board on one of the walls and guess whose picture he was using as the
bull’s eye?”
“Okay who was he using as the Bulls eye?”
“It was a picture of you! Now you have to admit that is funny! Anyway we moved all the computers and weapons and
files out of the basement before we torched the place.”