CHAPTER 10
We are only doing this for the little brown bears.
To get the reader up to speed, let us cover the people
involved in this sorted tale of greed and lies.
As they say without a program you will not know who just hit a home run.
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Name
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Title
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Organization
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Sheldon Franks
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GS-7
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BNAPM
Under-Under sec.
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Ivan Ivanovitch
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Russian spy
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Russian tour guide/spy
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Ronald Hicks (Black)
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Special Agent FBI
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FBI Agent
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Bobbie Bessel(Blonde)
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GS-4
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Sheldon's Sec
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Leonard Badowski
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GS-12
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BNAPM Upper-Under
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DR. Raj Ratatatji
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GS-11
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BNAPM scientist
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Howard Hackett
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Environmentalist
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komidant Green Kamp
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Jon Doe ( Sidney
Walzenheimer)
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Blogger
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blogger
(whatzamatteru.com)
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Alex Denniston III
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President
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Lone Tree A V Inc
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Melvin Poindexter
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VP
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Lone Tree A V Inc
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Norton Abernaty
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Proj director
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Lone Tree A V Inc
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Caspar Mendocino
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Failure annal tech
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Lone Tree A V Inc
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Boris Bolokhovskis
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Russian spy
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Russian tour guide/spy
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Elton Weiner
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director fin ops
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Lone Tree A V Inc
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Dan Caplas
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US Congressman R
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Denver Colorado
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Terrie Sewell
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US Congressman D
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US Congress
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Ed Paster
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us congressman D
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US Congress
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Mike Thompsen
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us congressman D
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US Congress
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Anna Escho
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us congressman D
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US Congress
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Robert Sherman
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us congressman D
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US Congress
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Jared Plotis
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us congressman D
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US Congress
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Ed Purlbutter
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us congressman D
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US Congress
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Donald Lipinski
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us congressman D
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US Congress
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Hector Gutierrez
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us congressman D
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US Congress
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Stanley Hoyer
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us congressman D
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US Congress
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John Tunny
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us congressman D
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US Congress
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Some of the US Congressmen (All Democrats) have not shown up
in this little yarn I am spinning but eventually they will, because these
honorable members of Congress will be adding their two cents worth the
legislative action they have named HB 1542 The No Bear left Behind Act.
The mantra of most Government workers is CYA or cover your
Ass. Very few bureaucrats, no matter what
the country or what kind of political system it is, will take it upon
themselves to never do anything against the accepted protocol. If a low ranking bureaucrat comes upon a
situation that is not covered by their protocol or written directions, they
will do nothing and request a higher ranking bureaucrat to make a decision on
how to handle the situation.
This line of thinking is also prevalent in the Corporate
world in that employees of most large corporations never think “outside the
box”. If you do your hands will be
smacked and you will end up not being trusted by those over you.
While I am at it, here is a little status report of this
piece of legislation:
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Bill name
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House Bill number
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Date of Origin
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No Bears Left Behind Act
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1542
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29-Oct-11
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Sponsor
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cost
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bill pages
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John Tunny
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$10,000,000.00
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Now that we have all that out of the way let us check with
some of our cast of characters and see what is gonna happen today.
January
2, 2012
Leonard Badowski’s office
Basement of the Old
Patent Office
Washington DC
Wednesday January 4,
2012
“Where
was that dip shit Franks,” Wondered GS-12 Leonard Badowski. Leonard had summoned GS-7 Sheldon Franks to
his office an hour ago. GS-12 Leonard
Badowski was not used to being kept waiting by people so far down the GS chain
that they needed step latter to take a crap in the mens room.
“Mister Franks is here, sir.” Announced Leonard’s Secretary Bobie
“Send him in.”
“You wanted to see me sir?” asked GS-7 Sheldon Franks
“What is your Russian friend saying these days Franks?”
“The Russians now plan on selling their own devise on the
open market.”
“They plan on selling it on the open market? What do you mean?
“They plan to sell it to other countries.”
“You mean to say that other Brown Bears are going extinct?”
“They have found a way to use it for other animals that are
on the verge of extinction.”
“Who are they planning to sell this technology to?”
The Chinese, with the Panda Bears and New Zealand with the Fairy
Tern and the Greater Short Tailed Bat.”
“How much do they plan on selling the technology for?
“Nothing they plan on sharing what they have with the rest of
the world. It really ought to provide them
with lots of public opinion dividends.”
“Public opinion dividends? You can’t get rich doing that crap?
What is their game to make us look bad?”
“It would seem that is the case.”
“Damn Russkie Commies!” Exclaimed GS-12 Leonard Badowski. “When
do they plan on finishing up on their tests and start using their gizmo for real?”
“Looks like sometime June 20th of this year.”
GS-12 Leonard Badowski took a sip of his stale coffee and then
looked at his calender.
“Six and a half months, you say? Damn Congress has still not voted on funding this
project.”
“But we have picked a company to make the “Bear Paws” sir and
the public is all in support and calling their congressmen on a daily basis.”
“Well Franks, if this thing works our as I think it will, you
and I may be up for a promotion and a change of offices.”
“Gee sir, I am not in this for any glory or promotion! I just want to save the Great American Brown Bear!”
“Sure you are.” Thought
GS-12 Leonard Badowski.
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