Late Night comics
New emails link top aides in the Christie administration to a shutdown
on the George Washington bridge back in September. It was traffic on a
biblical scale, with New Jersey highways backed up for days, which
is slightly longer than normal."
–Stephen Colbert
"President Obama's former defense secretary, Robert Gates, has written a
new memoir where he says that Joe Biden has been wrong on almost every
foreign policy issue in the last 40 years. He says he's awful when it
comes to foreign countries. Then Biden was like, 'Is this bout the time
I got lost at Epcot?'" –Jimmy Fallon
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