There is an American saying "What happens in Vegas...Stays in Vegas." Maybe there should be another version of what happens in Hawaii.....should stay in Hawaii.
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Trying to tan in the altogether may be the stuff of private An ardent traveler
named Joan spent most of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her
hotel. She wore a swimsuit the first day, but on the second, she decided
that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for
an overall tan. She'd hardly started when she heard someone running up
the stairs; Joan was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel
over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered hotel manager, out of breath
from dashing up the stairs. "The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on
the
roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as
you did yesterday."
"What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the manager. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
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Q: How do men exercise on the beach?
A: By sucking in their stomach every time a women in a bikini goes by!
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