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LATE NIGHT COMIC HUMOR
After the president's State of the Union address, there will be
three separate Republican rebuttals. Obama said, 'Yeah, I live with two
daughters, my wife and my mother-in-law. Three people telling me I'm
wrong is a holiday.'"
–Jimmy Fallon
"The Pope announced that he is coming to the United States. How about
that? The purpose of this visit is to perform an exorcism on Justin
Bieber."
–Jay Leno
"They say the threat of terrorism at the Sochi winter games is very high
right now and it's pretty scary. In fact, it's so dangerous over there
right now that today NBC asked me to go as a correspondent."
–Jay Leno
"MSNBC has come under fire for creating its own Chris Christie attack ad. However, later it turned out to be just an ad for Jenny Craig."
"MSNBC has come under fire for creating its own Chris Christie attack ad. However, later it turned out to be just an ad for Jenny Craig."
–Conan O'Brien
"Justin Bieber was arrested in Florida for drag racing. There are so
many questions I have, what is wrong with this kid? Why drag racing?
What was he doing in Florida? And where is George Zimmerman when you
need him?"
–Bill Maher
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