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"It was so cold, the 49ers coach got a concussion when he was hit with a block of Gatorade."
— Conan O'Brien
"It's so cold that in Georgia, Honey Boo Boo actually wore
shoes. In Maine, lobsters were throwing themselves into boiling pots. In
Chicago, people were wearing deep-dish pizzas on their feet."
—
Craig Ferguson
"With the wind chill it got down to 63 below
zero in parts of Montana. At that temperature, if you remove your hat
your thoughts will actually freeze inside your brain."
— Jimmy
Kimmel
And as for the name given to the arctic blast:
"A #PolarVortex sounds like something Mr. Freeze would use to destroy
Gotham City... or a new flavor of Powerade."
— Jimmy Kimmel
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