Ma and Pa Claus are still doing a winter vacation in Hawaii. Even Santa has a need to stay in shape and sometimes spends a couple hours working out in the gym.
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Late night humor
"President Obama is giving the NSA new guidelines on gathering data
on American citizens. He says the NSA can no longer violate anyone's
constitutionally protected right to privacy. That, of course, will be
Target's job."
–Jay Leno
"We need rain. Governor Jerry Brown has declared California to be in a
state of drought emergency. So ladies, when I ask you to take a shower
with me, I'm just trying to conserve water."
–Conan O'Brien
–Conan O'Brien
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a
tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.
Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling.
"What do you have in your pocket?", she asked.
"Tennis ball?" the man said smiling back.
"Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!" - See more at: http://www.agelessfx.com/funny_exercise_jokes.html#sthash.UFfTvBvo.dpuf
Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling.
"What do you have in your pocket?", she asked.
"Tennis ball?" the man said smiling back.
"Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!" - See more at: http://www.agelessfx.com/funny_exercise_jokes.html#sthash.UFfTvBvo.dpuf
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