Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Power Nap #221

Sometimes a guy just needs a power nap to get his juices running.  At the same time some guys never need to sleep at all.

  I know, bats hang by their feet when sleeping, bats don't have a tail to hang around with like a monkey, so there!

If Batman had been hanging by his feet Superman wouldn't have been able to swing him like a bag of poop hanging by a rope.

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Vision of Loveliness #220

Today we find Superman and Batman down in the basement of the Star Ship Enterprise in the ship's tavern where all those who are in a melancholy state go to drown there sadness in yellow liquid that passes for beer.  

It is a sad thing to say about Commander Akbar, he drinks like a fish.

BTW it was my wife Ruth, who came up with this if you have any whiny complaints you best keep it to your self....She already finished her month's quota of answering whiny complaints from me.

Monday, March 28, 2016

He's a hunk of burning love. #219

Wonder Woman has finally decided on who her love muffin will be.

Will this put an end to the feud between Superman and Ratman..I mean Batman?

Saturday, March 26, 2016

Wonder Woman #218

With Wonder Woman present, our super Heroes turn into putty.

So who did this well endowed wonder woman chosen to be her Man?

please note that Captain Harrah is standing on a chair as those super heroes are quite tall.

Friday, March 25, 2016

It's a duel! #217

Hard to believe these two super heroes used to be good buddies..I bet it was a female that came between those two could it have been MS Lois Lane?  

Dueling with Star Wars Light sabers on the Star Ship Enterprise.  Between Batman and Superman no less, you won't see crap like this anywhere else.

Now who would be telling these two light saber duelers to stop.  Who would have that much power over them?

Thursday, March 24, 2016

Old Foes Meet #216

Oppie Taylor ship's radio operator takes Batman and Robin up to the bridge to meet his boss Captain Brad Harrah of the Star Ship Enterprise, Batman's biggest fan.

What good can come of this feud? Tune in tomorrow for the battle royal.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Oppie's elevator ride #214

Lunch is over and Oppie is riding the elevator back up to the bridge of the Star Ship Enterprise.

In the future we will be riding along with Oppie on his elevator ride when you never know who is going to get on the next stop. 

Several old television show included guest appearances like this: Batman, Laugh In and the Dean Martin Show comes to mind. 

Monday, March 21, 2016

Love Advice #213

Oppie is having some girl problems so he has decided to seek out some advice from George since George is now a Jedi knight 2nd class he is much smarter now than he was a couple of months ago.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Oppie going to lunch #212

It is lunch time & we find young Seaman first class Oppie Taylor on his way to the ship's galley for lunch.

Hey Oppie, isn't this your stop?
I guess I forgot to mention that the Star Ship Enterprise is transporting the three wise guys as they follow the star to a distant planet in the Galilee Quadrant.

Friday, March 18, 2016

Minecraft #211

Star Date 132870.6:  We are underway to make a rendezvous with Star Ship Atlantis in the  Jamaica  quadrant. While in route, I have decided to take a more active roll in the training of the crew I have on the bridge.  I have started with Oppie our radio operator.  

It appears that Seaman Oppie has his job well in hand. 

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Abby Road

I have sort of painted my self into a corner cartoon wise. 
Being as I am taking the story line in the wrong direction and have lost the focus...I am taking a break from the rats in outer space and do some funny pictures for awhile and come back to the story line in a week or so.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Unmarked space craft #210

Today we join Paul as he is sneaking into the Winnebago RV to hide from the evil little kids from the Magic School Bus.

I got the idea of spray painting the RV from an old
Billy Christal Gregory Hines movie 1986 called "Running Scared".

               Oh oh, it looks like the Vipers got TP'd again.

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Evil little kids #209

It looks like those evil little kids from the "Magic Bus", is back to cause havoc and discontent, while appearing so adorable on that PBS children's show. 

Please note that the Winnebago model is the same one as used in the movie Paul instead of  Space Balls.  It is a 1987 Chieftain traveler Winnebago......with wings and jet engines for moving around in outer space.  BTW as far as fuel reality it would not work but I am not dealing in reality here.  

Now why would Paul be hiding from those kids?

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Tourist attraction #208

Inside the 7 Eleven, we find the normal looking 7 Eleven clerk and his security guy.  That Raccoon looks like he doesn't mind roughing up a customer who gets out of control.

Out on the parking lot we find the world's largest ball of rubber bands....maybe for this little world but over on Gama Arteries in the Bat-ta sector there is a ball of rubber bands that stand 50 meters high and weighs in at 2,267 KG.

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Pit Stop #207

Ironic is it not that our Viper pilots are taking a pit stop at the rest area the same time as the spies are doing the same thing.  little do the spies realize that the Viper pilots are from the Star Ship Enterprise and they know the exact location of Princess Della and the Rebel headquarters.  

please note that according to the secret agent's hand book page 52..." when in public view try to blend in."  So off with the official secret Agent trench coat and on with the official tourist type clothes". 

 To bad for agents 006 &008 the plumbing went out at the convenience store last month and the local plumber's union is out on strike.  

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Back to the rest stop #206

Darth Vader's super spies 006 & 008 are in route to the drop off zone for the first leg of their mission to find Princess Della.  I couldn't get 007, he is out making a movie.

For you keen eyed observers,  yes this is the very same rest stop that the Viper pilots stopped at a few months ago.  Vacation time is coming up so let's see what fun we can have at a rest stop in the middle of no where and has a Seven Eleven.  This will give our stealthy spies a chance to network with the tourists and maybe find the location of the rebel base where Princess Della is living.

BTW check out the incognito license plate.

Monday, March 7, 2016

Spare parts #205

Agent 006 & 008 have finished building the IKEA space shuttle and are on their way to the first drop off for their mission of locating Princess Della.  

And yes. that is the flying Winnebago 

from the movie Space Balls 

Some times it is nice when IKEA includes extra screws and bolts but if and when you get done with the project and you have only used half the included parts it makes you wonder if you got the doo hicky put together right.

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Agent 006 & 008 Spies from the dark side #204

Commander Snurdly Whiplash has given the details of the mission to his spies from the Dark Side and is giving them details of how they will get to their mission drop off point.

Gotta love IKEA.