Saturday, January 31, 2015

Hiding Punxsutawney phil

Bill Murray keeps waking up on Groundhog Day,  day after day after day, in the movie, but so does Phil.  Will Phil ever find happiness, will he wake up to the day after Groundhog Day.  Stay tuned and find out.

Friday, January 30, 2015

The Rest Of The Story.

In the Movie "Groundhog Day", 
we are led to believe that it is Bill Murry 
the TV Weather Guy,  
who is having to live Groundhog Day 
over and over again
 until he got it right.
 What if Phil  the groundhog 
was also living  the same day over and over again?  
Tomorrow more of this never ending day, 
from Phil's  point of view.

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Nothing to see here

 It is all semantics and the press as well
 as the race card people have been
 calling so many people racists 
it has lost it's original meaning. 

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Grand father Clause

And some people are the most happy when they can make the most ruckus. 

Monday, January 26, 2015

Things can be worse, just wait a few minutes

No matter how bad things seem,
 they could always  get more worse.

I guess I have tortured Karl enough. 
 Tomorrow, I will release Karl 
back to his hole in the ground.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Brother Smyth&Westen II

 Please note that these comic strips 
are about a couple of young Mormon
 Missionaries that I call 
Brothers Smyth and Westen..
Not to be confused with
 the gun makers Smith  & Wesson. 
I am a member of the Mormon faith 
and this is my way of spreading the
 Gospel and what it means to be a Mormon. 
 I only post the cartoons of The Brothers on Sunday 
 the rest of the week I post cartoons 
about the North Park Critters.

 The common image of a Mormon Missionary 
is a young kid, short sleeve white shirt and tie
 riding a bike from home to home. 
 Fact is that the Mormon church 
is the only church that sends out almost 100,000
 young male and female missionaries
 into the world to spread the faith.

Saturday, January 24, 2015

Today is pretend day!

Karl the Grump Rabbit can  not get out of 
this wonderful place until he gets a better attitude. 
 Reminds me of a joke I once heard where a
 Army Sergeant was upset by the low moral
 of his troops.  "Men," said he,"We can not 
have you mopping around just because your mommy
 isn't here to hold your hand.  So until your moral
 gets better there will be no more ice cream
 and cookies before I tuck you in at night." 
 Now if it had been a Marine Sergeant he
 would have said something  like this "What the
 ******** is going on you *********, 
if I don't start seeing some ***** happy ******faces 
around here, you******* Jar Heads are ******* 
wish your ******** you were back in
 ********.....,********** Afghanistan playing
 with the ( &%$#@^) Taliban!"
As I remember it, the main difference
 between the US Army and the
 United States Marine Corps is that the
 Army is covered by the Geneva Convention.

Friday, January 23, 2015

Throw away the key.

Karl the grumpy old rabbit now finds himself in jail 
with no get out of jail free card.   
But fear not he will soon be released because
 of a clause in the law.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Let it go.

Bring your daughter to work day.  So much fun...
for the daughter.
Tomorrow continues the trials and tribulation 
of Karl the grumpy old rabbit as he attempts 
to take on the bloated federal government 
and it's own version of the law of the land.
  A place where federal rules and regulations
 hold as much legaleses as laws passed by Congress. 
 They say that on  any given day every 
American Citizen will probably break
 some law they had no idea that existed. 
 Such is life in today's America.


Wednesday, January 21, 2015

The FBH wants to hear from you.

This is a little known function of the federal government,
 keeping us "happy".
Well Campers.... are you happy? 
If not, you may be found guilty
 and sent to prison until you get happy.

Tomorrow will start the next series of Karl and the Feds. Is Karl the Bunny even capable to ever being happy?

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Maybe we should try something different

     I woke up yesterday with this cartoon
 burned into my brain. 
 I mean no disrespect to either Joseph Smith
 or television commentator Glenn Beck.
 The idea was that since before I was born 
our answer to Islamic violence against other Muslims,
 Christians, Jews and anyone who do not fit into their 
model of social and religious behavior was more violence. 
 It got me to thinking: what if everyone who
was not involved with Islamic Jihad,
 started to pray for those soul so filled 
with hate and revenge.  
As we used to say it can't hurt.  

The reason I used our prophet Joseph Smith, 
who I testify was a true prophet of God just 
like Noah, Moses, Issac and Abraham, 
was that he is the perfect person to pray 
for the souls  of those tortured people.
 Those misguided Islamic Terrorists, 
so full of hate that they have almost gone mad
 with a desire to harm other people. 
 One might say it is our Christian duty.

"But I say unto you, Love your enemies,
 bless them that curse you, do good to 
them that hate you, and pray for them 
who spitefully use you, and persecute you" 
 Mathew 5:44

Monday, January 19, 2015

Bing! is back.


Not everyone is happy about 
Bing! being back.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

They came a knocking.

I am a Mormon, I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.  As such I have decided to start this series of two little Prairie Dog Mormon Missionaries.  I call them Brothers Smyth and Weston, not to be confused by the gun maker Smith&Wesson.
Recently after 40 years absence I returned to the church of my youth and am kinda sorta learning all over again what it means to be a Mormon.  I will be posting cartoons pertaining to the little brothers each Sunday and hopefully you will find at least a little fun and humor in each of my cartoons.
Below is the first of many to come cartoons of my little Mormon Brothers in Christ.

Saturday, January 17, 2015


My original idea for a caption was how bears count sheep, but when I showed this to my wife, she said Baaaalie Ball.  So that is why this is called Baaaaaalie ball.  I am sure there are other little know sports that wild critters play when humans are not around...Check out tomorrow's cartoon for another wild and wooly sport played by the wild animals.

Friday, January 16, 2015

over coming with the power of Grace

I have personally taken on a change of life style. 
 These changes in my own life I would not
 have been able to complete without the
 intervention from our Lord Jesus Christ. 
 Amazing stuff, the power of Grace.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Down from the mountain

For anyone who has been living in a cave
 or out side the USA, Billy Mays, 
when he was alive was on TV 
daily pitching some new sort
 of new product only sold on television. 
His pitch line was,
 "But wait there is more...."

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Monday, January 12, 2015

He is toast.

Bing!  The bunny is still in a lack of coffee induced comma.  
As one can plainly see his friend Dave, his friends have a deep concern for Bing's health.  I am sure Bing! will be up and just as bouncy as ever tomorrow.

Sunday, January 11, 2015

My kingdom for a cup of coffee!

Bing! The bunny, is going through no coffee withdrawals. 
 It lasts for a few days or weeks but one day
 soon he will be back to his bouncy self.  
The little mouse I introduced today, 
his name is Dave, named after a former brother in-law. 
 Very fitting because the mouse Dave, 
is a conniving little son of a gun 
who has the morals of a...rat or mouse.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Cranky Old Bunny Day

Little known fact:  today is the day
 that Karl the cranky old bunny 
comes out of his burrow and sees his shadow,
it means that sometime in the next four weeks
 the Super Bowl is played.

If he doesn't see his shadow 
it means that it is snowing
 and he goes back to bed

Friday, January 9, 2015

Coffee? We ain't got no freaking coffee!

Today I have stopped drinking any kind of coffee
....Wake me up when I am done.  

I wonder if this will effect Bing's thumpery ways.

Those are quotation bunnies

Thursday, January 8, 2015


  Milo the mailman with his trusty dog sled led by 
Bobby the Werepoodle and Cujo the Chihuahua.
             To be continued 

In response to yesterday's killing of the
 French Cartoonists in Paris by Islamic gun men.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Colorful Colorardo

    Introducing Bing!'s cousin Karl. 
 One might say Karl
 has a few humble opinions of life.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Who am I to judge?

Sometimes we are are worst judge and jury. 
 We see us for all the in perfections
 and many times do not realize our good points
 far out weigh our bad points.

Monday, January 5, 2015

"To infinity... and beyond!"

This Cartoon has absolutely no social redeeming features.  But it was kind of fun drawing.

Saturday, January 3, 2015

Take a deep breath and call me in the morning

Next up, let's do some yoga to get less stressed.  Ironically Bing! is who causes Milo the most stress...but that is another story for another time.

Thursday, January 1, 2015

HAPPY 2015!

                               This shows hon truly evil Bing! The bunny is.