Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Saturday, August 27, 2016

kowabunga #326

My wife Ruth, plays the part of the Good Conscience trainer.  Down side is that some times she has flash backs of her life as a Viking warrior queen.

 Today is such a day.

                        To be continued

Thursday, August 25, 2016

We have color #325

Well, once again we have color in the cartoons.  We just have to twerk the tint adjustment knob.  It might help if we also put aluminum foil around the rabbit ears.  I meant to say TWEEK, but spell check changed to twerk.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

The Axis gathering #324

Back at the Trump FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, the bad nefarious evil doers are gathering in strength to take on the combined forces OF F.A.R.S.E. (FEDERATED ALLIANCE OF RODENT SPACE EXPLORATION) AND THE REBEL ALLIANCE as well as the forces of the Battle Star Gallactica.  If this begins to sound a tad bit like the movie Blazing Saddles it is just by chance I would never replicate a western movie and put it in outer space, even though George Lucas did with Star Wars.  Well, maybe just a little bit.

Monday, August 22, 2016

Not all that is shiny is gold #323

Meanwhile at the Trump FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, the colorless virus is creeping up the walls of the Trump tower.  Al Gorp has declared the crisis is caused by global warming and Fox news says that is impossible since the crisis is not located on Earth.. Rash Limbo says Al Gorp is a big ninny and gave him a raspberry on the air and Al Gorp called Rash Limbo a big pooh pooh head and a reactionary that should be shut down. He made those comments on his own radio show heard by 10 people.

Does Bill Clinton still what to do?

Saturday, August 20, 2016

The real crisis #322

Different people react differently to a crisis. 
1. How to get rid of nuclear waste:
Sending nuclear waste into the sun is expensive, because of the amount of energy expended in getting it out of Earth's gravity well, which is most
probably more energy than was obtained from the fuel in the first place.
The best way to get rid of nuclear waste is to put it on the government surplus list. People will bid on anything if they think they are gettinga good deal. And as for the damage it will cause, frankly do you really
care what happens to people stupid enough to buy something that is clearly marked "Hazardous Nuclear Waste?"


Friday, August 19, 2016

A kinda sorta crisis #321

One might say this is a man made crisis and is not quite a crisis of biblical proportions...but imagine if you will, if your world suddenly went colorless.

Actually, I only have about 20 shades of grey..

Tomorrow we continue with our man made crisis, for one thing there would be a stop on colorful talk and jokes.

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Kids #320

Just when you become aware of your shortcomings, your kids will keep you on the track of reality,  good or bad.

Tomorrow a real crisis comes to the star ship Enterprise.  this is monumental.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

The meeting #319

Sometimes bullies are surprised by their victims.

Today I am going in for an MRI to hopefully find out what is causing my double floating vision and out of balance.  Hopefully there is a cure for what ever it is I now have.  That was the comforting thing about my cancer last year, it was curable.   

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Red shirts #318

Remember Floyd,  the prairie dog soldier who was having so much trouble putting his new IKEA armor plated uniform together?  Well he finally has it together.

Tomorrow, the Cheshire cat fish and Charlie the outer space great white shark meet for the first time,

Monday, August 15, 2016

A big toothy grin #317

Some times we see things that our brain won't accept as real.  i for example see strange things in my mind of rats and other animals talking to each other that I know no one else would understand.

Tomorrow the Cheshire cat fish meets up with charlie the outer space great white shark.

Saturday, August 13, 2016

They have a tail #316

As I mentioned yesterday, the shuttle craft has some thing following them.

It is only the Cheshire cat fish,  granted it looks an awful lot like a big mouth bass but since I have never seen a Cheshire cat fish, this have to do.  
I hope the Cheshire cat fish doesn't run into Charlie the outer space great white shark.  He is still hanging around the Enterprise and is always hungry.

Friday, August 12, 2016

Are we there yet?? #315

Even in deep outer space, dogs will be dogs even if that dog happens to be a misplaced werewolf.

Not to worry Bobby the werepoodle, we will be back at the star ship Enterprise in a few days.
  BTW, there seems to be some thing following the shuttle craft from the land of even has it's own theme song.

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Hogtied #314

It looks like the bad guys are subdued and no hostage negotiation is needed.  Now to secure the bad guys and take the hostages back home.

In the near future there will be another massive space battle between good and evil.  We may even bring some more allies of the DARK SIDE  for an even bigger and grand space battle.  It will be somewhat like the old armada against armada as was common 300 years ago with sailing ships on the high seas.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Petty little thoughts #313

On the verge of death what goes through our heads?  

Bet you were expecting just the opposite huh.  To bad neither of them will get their wish come

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

The safe room #312

I had a hard time with the second panel here and that one picture took most of the day to do.  Tomorrow's action picture will be even more complicated.

It looks like the air Calvary has arrived to save the four travelers and get them back to the Enterprise, all safe and sound.   In the mean time we have this fire fight to get out of the way..not to worry no one will be harmed.. sort of like the TV show THE A TEAM.

Monday, August 8, 2016

Sorry but he sold out to the dark side #311

A little update, over the weekend we gave Donald a hair cut and dressed him in a nice suit to meet his guests.

I always had a feeling the Clintons and Trump were in kahoots and this kinda sorta proves it.

Can this be the end of Opie Taylor and the two prairie dog soldiers as well as Bob the wierpoodle?  Toon in tomorrow.