Manger Scene

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"A political action committee 

trying to raise money for a 2016 Hillary Clinton 

campaign is selling “Ready for Hillary” 

champagne glasses and Christmas ornaments. 

Because if one thing improves the holidays, 

it's drinking mixed with politics." 

–Jimmy Fallon

"There are reports that President Obama 

has finally found a nominee to replace 

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel.

 His nominee is named Ashton Carter. 

Which sounds less like a defense secretary

 and more like the member of a boy band." 

–Jimmy Fallon
"Iran may have attacked ISIS. 

Do you know how long it's been since 

I have been able to wear my

 "Go Iran" T-shirt?" –Conan O'Brien

"The rain is giving much needed relief

 to California's crops. 

By that I mean 'marijuana.'" 

-Craig Ferguson