Chapter 14 Well, she sure looks Mexican

 Chapter 14

Well, she sure looks Mexican.

The Rayburn House Office Building

Basement meeting room 114-B2

Monday January 9, 2012

9am

Looking around the room over his reading glasses that sat perched on the edge of his nose; Donald Lipinski had the look of an old time stern country school teacher.  Congressmen Donald Lipinski was not a man of original thought.  He knew he looked like a younger version of Senator Carl Levin, with his balding plate and baggy eyes and figured that if the “Levin Look” worked for Senator Levin it should work for him.  Apparently the voters thought so as well since they had been voting for him in drove for the past twenty years.  Once Congressman Lipinski heard Senator Levin had bought a Chevy Volt electric car he ran out and purchased one as well.

Almost everyone was around the conference table and it seemed like everyone had piles of paper in front of them plans on how best to beef up House Bill 1542 No Bears Left Behind.   Donald Lipinski thought that his naming the bill No Bear Left Behind was a pure stroke of genius.  After his first meeting with that idiot, Leonard Badowski from the Department of Interior back on October 27, ²⁰¹¹, he could tell from that first meeting that Badowski was a man without a vision of the future.  Badowski actually thought that he could become famous and get promoted just because he had this silly idea that you could actually teach Brown Bears to work a smart phone or some other electronic gizmo if they got horny and wanted to hook up with some female bear who wanted some loving.  Shit if science could do that for bears someone would have already been selling them to college students.  Donald Lipinski could invision the sales pitch now: “For a good time, use our Smart phone! It will tell you wich women are hot and horney!” 

Since Donald Lipinski was happy in his position as a US Representative to Congress and the congressional sub-committee United States House Appropriations Subcommittee on Interior, Environment, and Related Agencies. Donald Lipinski would be quite happy to do his “Duty to his country” for a dollar per year.  He made far more from “endorsements, bribe, kick backs and speaking engagements than he ever did from his pitiful small pay check as a US Congressman.  If only the folks back home knew what really went on in the “HALLOWED HALLS OF CONGRESS.”

 “Shit fire! That cliche, HALLOWED HALLS OF CONGRESS,   is a joke all by its self, “thought US Congressman Donald Lipinski.   

Last year alone Donald Lipinski received $175,000.00 in pay as a US Congressman but at the same time received over $2 million in “Campaign Contributions” and another $1 million for speaking engagements.  His real pay though came from his sideline activities and that money came under the table, we wouldn’t want a paper trail for the good people back in Chicago to see what kind of money their good old boy Congressman really “earned”.  Donald Lipinski always felt he really did earn all the money he received under or over the table, after all he was serving his beloved country as a public servant and he was indeed a servant to the people.  The only thing was that the people he was a servant to was not the same people who voted and returned him to “Hallowed Halls of Congress”, every two years.

Looking around the conference table Congressman Donald Lipinski could see everyone was present and may as well get the show on the road.

“This meeting will now come to order”, barked Congressman Donald Lipinski. “My secretary, Monica Sanchez, will be taking notes. “

All eyes in the room fell on Ms Sanchez who was sitting cross legged next to her boss.   Monica had originally come from Tijuana, Mexico as a teenager and for the past ten years had been living a lie.  Her birth certificate was a lie; her Social Security card was a lie.  In reality Monica Sanchez’s real name was Dorri Raad (Iranian for Sparkling star) and had been trained from birth to pass her self off as Mexican, she had also been trained from birth to hate America and all things American.  To Monica (Dorri) coming into the United States as an illegal, obtaining the false documentation and finally achieving her final goal of working in Washington DC  as a secretary to a real United States Congressman was an achievement that reaped high praise from her real boss, the VEVAK (Vezarat-e Ettela'at va Amniyat-e Keshvar).  Back in her homeland, Dorri Raad was a hero and little girls sang praises to her in her home town of Borazjan, Iran.

“One day,” I shall be part of the glorious revolution and take down this putrid nation of infidel pigs and Allah will reign supreme when the flag of my homeland flies over the hated White House in this town of corruption.”

Monica Sanchez was indeed easy to look at and every man around the conference table wondered to himself, “How the hell did that dip stick Lipinski, rate such a great looking secretary?”  They also all wondered what it would be like to make her squeal in sexual delight and say, “Praise Jesus! “ as she rapped her long well toned legs around him and he exploded inside her.

If they only knew the truth of her lies they may have had different thoughts.

Monica’s mission was indeed long range: make her way across Mexico and infiltrate America as a Mexican teenager, enter college with fake documentation that showed she had been born in San Diego, California at Sharp Mary Birch Hospital, April 1, (Iranian Day of Independence) 1997.  The real Monica Sanchez had died at birth and her parents sold her birth certificate to some very nice men that year for a large sum of money.  Those very nice men worked for the VEVAK and had passed the document along with many more birth certificates to there boss in Tehran, Iran.  All of Monica’s co-workers knew that Monica’s parents had been killed many years ago and she had no family, they knew this because that is what Monica had told them.

After Monica (Dorri Raad) had graduated from UCLA with a 3.0 grade average, she applied for work as a management assistant with the Office of personal and had finally earned an appointment as a congressional aid for Donald Lipinski and had been his aid or secretary for the past two years.  

Monica (Dorri Raad) Sanchez was quite pleased with the work she did for Lipinski because each day provided her with more and more proof of the decadence of America.  If Congressman Donald Lipinski was considered an honorable man by American standards than in all of this country could one find a truly fine upstanding man that would please Allah?  No there was none and this was why America must perish!  

“Okay folks lets get started with your suggestions of what to add to House Bill 1542, No Bears Left Behind.