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"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is apparently
back smoking the crack.
There
is a picture of him smoking the crack
and a videotape is out as well.
Is
there a videotape out there of him not smoking crack?"
–David Letterman
"The crack dealer videotaped him smoking crack. It is a sad state of
affairs, ladies and gentlemen, when you can't trust your drug dealer."
–David Letterman
"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced he's taking a leave of absence to deal
with issues related to substance abuse. A video was reportedly shot by
his drug dealer. The guy is constantly being taped but never seems to
notice the cameras. Is that a side effect of crack?"
–Jimmy Kimmel
"Toronto mayor Rob Ford has decided to take a leave of absence to seek
help. Specifically what he's seeking help with is getting more crack."
–Conan O'Brien
"After rumors surfaced of another video of him smoking crack, Rob Ford said he's taking a leave of absence, and of course he's earned it. The guy's been up since 2004."
–Conan O'Brien
"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced today that he is checking into rehab. He said he entered rehab this week to deal with the problem swiftly — and also because Monday is Cinco de Mayo, and he ain't missing that."
"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford announced today that he is checking into rehab. He said he entered rehab this week to deal with the problem swiftly — and also because Monday is Cinco de Mayo, and he ain't missing that."
–Jimmy Fallon
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