A Fish Tail

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Late Night Comic Jokes

"Welcome to the Tonight Show. 

I'm Jimmy Fallon – 

and in the time it took me to say that, 

Germany scored five

 more goals against Brazil." 

 –Jimmy Fallon

 "There was a huge blowout at the World Cup yesterday when Germany beat Brazil 7-1

 in the semifinals. It got so bad that the refs told Brazil, 

 'You know what? Go ahead and use your hands.'" 

–Jimmy Fallon

 "Germany took care of Brazil. 

Now it's on to Poland, Austria, and Czechoslovakia."

 David Letterman

"Yesterday, Brazil lost to Germany in the World Cup semifinals by a score of 7 to 1. People in Brazil were so upset that they partied only until 3 in the morning." 

–Seth Meyers