Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear
Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
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A Canadian park ranger is giving some hikers a warning about bears, ‘Brown bears are usually harmless. They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way. However, grizzly bears are extremely dangerous. If you see any grizzly-bear droppings leave the area immediately.’ ‘So how do we know if they’re grizzly bear droppings?’ asks one of the ramblers. ‘It’s easy,’ replies the ranger. ‘They’re full of small bells.’
A Canadian park ranger is giving some hikers a warning about bears, ‘Brown bears are usually harmless. They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way. However, grizzly bears are extremely dangerous. If you see any grizzly-bear droppings leave the area immediately.’ ‘So how do we know if they’re grizzly bear droppings?’ asks one of the ramblers. ‘It’s easy,’ replies the ranger. ‘They’re full of small bells.’
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What do you call a bear with no socks on?
Bare-foot.
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A grizzly bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender
"can I have a gin........and tonic please?"
The bartender says "why the big pause?"
And the bear says "Because I"m a bear!!!!!"
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