Fun in the Snow.

I think Willy and Joe are going to find how funny 

their snow man is to Sergeant Striker.

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Late Night Laughs

Daniel Tosh: Winter Olympics

I assume the only reason we have them is so that white people feel relevant in sports. Because other than that the only thing the winter Olympics show me is which country has more rich white kids. What's it cost to go skiing -- $900 a day? I can't believe that's not more popular in the inner cities. 

 His palms are sweaty, knees weak, sledge is heavy
There's vomit on his papakhi already, Mum's chanakhi
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
He's got qualms, and he keeps on regretting
That he's going down, at ninety one miles per hour
His thoughts turn sour, realises he's not in power
He's speeding now, velocity's exceeding now
The barriers hit, sled's up over, BLAOW!
You better LUGE yourself!

 In search of jokes about the Winter Olympics, it seems like the only thing the comics seem to want to a joke about is Russia's anti Gay stand....Really?  No one can come up with a good joke about non flushable toilet paper, two toilets in the same toilet stall, the short beds, the yellow water and ski lifts breaking down.  Or how about a joke about sliding down a Luge Run on your belly 2 inches above the icy run?   This is so bad I may have to resort to writing my own jokes....