Ohhh, that smell...

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Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you 

LYNYRD SKYNYRD

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Halloween in the small mining camp of Acme Wyo (no longer exists, damn!) 

while pushing over an old bachelors outhouse the pranksters

 were interrupted by the old man stepping out of his back door and Yelling, 

"Hey!" At the sound of his voice our biggest kid looked back over his shoulder,

 lost his grip and balance and fell into the hole. 

Without him there to push, the rest of us couldn't hold on and the house 

settled back where it belonged with a resounding thump. 

In the darkness the old man didn't see our partner in crime fall in,

 so we had to creep back and rescue him. 

He couldn't fit through the hole so we had to tip the outhouse over again.

 (more quietly, this time!)