Kilgore Trout Middle School Bad Boys

Teacher: Joey, your behavior is terrible! How many more times am I going to have to keep you in after school?
Joey: 97.
Teacher: 97?
Joey: Yeah. That's how many days are left until the summer vacation.

Q. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
A. The alpha-BAT.

 

Q. What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
A. "You can count on me!"

 

Art teacher: Mimi, I told the class to draw a horse and cart, but you have only drawn a horse!
Mimi: Yes sir, the horse will draw the cart!