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Blonde in Disguise
Tired of constant blonde jokes,
a blonde dyes her hair brown.
She goes for a drive in the country
and sees a
shepherd herding his sheep
across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here,
can I keep one?" she asks.
The shepherd agrees.
She blurts out, "352!"
The shepherd is stunned but keeps his word
and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly.
"It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd.
"If I guess your real hair color,
can I have my dog back?"
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