Count Dracula I Presume?

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 You might be a redneck vampire...

• If your high society salons revolve around square dances, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If your favorite hunting dogs include members of your own clan, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If you crush Bloodweiser cans on your forehead, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If your coffin is sitting up on cinder blocks, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If you think "fully-patched overalls" count as formal attire at court, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If your favorite "rack" is the set of deer antlers mounted on the wall, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If you have been given a trailer park as your hunting ground, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If your idea of Elysium is the beer tent at the county fair, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If you have stored spare plasma in a pickle jar, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If your city's Nosferatu hangouts consist of a mineshaft, a well and that pile of old tires in the
  back yard, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If you think your official clan symbol stands for the Green Bay Packers' "G", you might be a redneck vampire.
• If your fangs are the only teeth left your mouth, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If your Prince holds his court in a dairy barn, between milking sessions, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If your idea of a penthouse haven is the top of a deer hunting stand, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If you find that you are blood-bound to a moonshine still, you might be a redneck vampire.
• If your raves include a lot of line dancing, you might be a redneck Brujah.
• If you have more body hair than most of the animals on your farm, you might be a redneck Gangrel.
• If you dress like a rodeo clown, and attempt to lead traffic away from people waiting at the
  bus stop, you might be a redneck Malkavian.
• If you've ever tried to organize a tractor pull in your city's sewers, you might be a redneck Nosferatu.
• If you're entranced for hours by the Confederate Jack, you might be a redneck Toreador.
• If your regular bedroom feeding session involves your sister, you might be a redneck Giovanni.
• If you've ever had to collect rabbit dung, live maggots and "one good lugie" for a spell, you might be a redneck Tremere.
• If "prey exclusion" means "a good ol boy packin Skoal and Wild Turkey", you might be a redneck Ventrue.
• If your ghoul makes you sit in the back of your truck, you might be a redneck Caitiff.
• If your idea of a Conclave includes a tent revival, you might be a redneck Prince.