Saturday, October 26, 2013

One does not rush dinner.

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Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
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 Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
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Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?
A: No sir, it will be round!
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A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No. I'm the chip monk,' he replies.

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