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"Putin wrote that Op Ed in The New York Times yesterday and lectured
America on democracy. This is like getting parenting notes from Billy
Ray Cyrus." –Bill Maher
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"Vladimir Putin has taken his criticism of America up a notch. Today he
wrote an Op-Ed for The New York Times asking the U.S. to be more
civilized. Unfortunately, Putin couldn't finish it because he had to
take his shirt off and arrest gay people." –Conan O'Brien
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Today Syria agreed to a tentative plan to send all of its chemical
weapons to Russia. Vladimir Putin said those weapons better not be gay."
–Conan O'Brien
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"Russian President Vladimir Putin was on vacation last week, and
apparently he caught a giant 46-pound fish. Putin called it a crowning
achievement, while the manager of the aquarium said, 'What am I supposed
to do? He's president.'" –Jimmy Fallon
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"Are you aware of the fact that Vladimir Putin stole a Super Bowl ring
from the owner of the Patriots? Listen to this: Today he stole Ricki
Lake's daytime Emmy. The guy's whacko." –David Letterman
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"Did you see the pictures of Obama and Putin at the G-8 summit? It was like Thanksgiving with your relatives." –David Letterman
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"It's a great day for our president. He's down in Mexico for the G-20
Summit. Today he met with Russia's Vladimir Putin. He said 'I think your
communist policies are a danger to the world.' There's no word on how
Obama responded." –Craig Ferguson
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